Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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