Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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