i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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