im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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