That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
