Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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