I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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