the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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