I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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