When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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