How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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