I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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