I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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