is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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