Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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