Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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