Grow some girl-balls and come out already
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
