I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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