That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Help. Why am I so naked?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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