eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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