I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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