i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just pee around me
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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