you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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