There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The adults are the big ones right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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