so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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