I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
40s are totally the cure
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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