i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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