I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
