grandma shit on top of the toilet
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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