areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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