dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
this is an emotional support booty call
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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