Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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