Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I want you more than these girls want KFC
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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