Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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