Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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