I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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