We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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