No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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