The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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