we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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