i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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