i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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