yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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