nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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