She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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