You work out of a Hotel?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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