420 ftw
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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