Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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