this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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