is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize