I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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